i feel like fanfiction has given so many young girls such unrealistic expectations about anal sex
Yes. It’s terrible the expectations that girls have about sexual intercourse between two male bodies. I’m sure that will have a profound and meaningful effect on their sex lives when their bodies spontaneously turn male as they grow into adulthood. Young men, on the other hand, have extremely realistic expectations about exactly how anal intercourse works because their porn details it in such a realistic fashion. Like the part where nobody ever actually puts lube or condoms on in gay porn, they just literally appear from one shot to another. Dicks outside the body, no condom, no lube, next shot, dick inside body, if you look close you can see that there’s a condom on… unless it’s bareback.
Like wow, if you actually took five minutes to talk to a girl who reads fanfiction, I’m sure you’d (a) find out that she knows that it doesn’t work that way and doesn’t care or (b) doesn’t know and you can point her to some resources so she understands how it works better, but since porn is about fetish and concepts rather than what actually makes sense in real life, she still probably won’t care. Shock and awe.
Wow this is so late. I’m going to make these out of cut paper once I get more paper and replacement exacto knife blades. Screams and flies into the sun what a perfect quest.
Going through my asks and I found this. Hark back to the days of glory, the days of CentaurQuest2012. It was a good time, though not a quiet time. A time of adventure and daring. When man and horse combined into an exquisite model of anatomical perfection.
Will we be seeing a Centaur Quest 2013
Sadly, no. 2013 has been quest break year. Maybe in 2014 I will run another quest? :3c
please enjoy this arquius centaur drawn by my boyfriend at my request. it was his very first ever homestuck fan art and i am so, so proud of him.
Yes. This is perfect and glorious. I am also proud of your boyfriend. I think we all are.
I’m gomen this is so late and that it is so shitty UuU
There is no late. And this is adorable and awesome. Dirk, you abominable towel thief. Give that back to Equius this instant. Can’t you see it’s b100?
Submitted by oniliza.
And a final illustration by SubordinateClaws, featuring an alternate universe children’s show, My Little Centaur: Friendship is ……..?
Ahahaha, poor horsebody!Rufioh. It seems he has been spotted by another Zahhak. Not quite sure what happened to Dirk back there. Another one by SubordinateClaws.
Dahahaha, so cute!! :D
SubordinateClaws submitted this, along with two others. I love the illustration style. <3 <3
here is another one for your delicious goal! :) i hope you get a whole bunch over 100!
Gosh, thanks generalsparklepants! This is a really cute scene. :3
I just started realizing that when I submit things, it doesn’t show who submitted them. Why you a butt tumblr? :I I will try and go back and rectify this at some point.
This one was commissioned from Willow at Connecticon 2012. She also included a bonus sketch on the back!! Thank you so much. :3